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Crocodiles are majestic, powerful, and amazing creatures. Crocodiles are the rulers of the swamp, king of their respective food chain, and feared unanimously by the creatures of the world. At one moment a crocodile can be quietly and inconspicuously perusing the banks of a shore and then without warning the scene can become explosive and panicked. Crocodiles move with a grace unknown to lesser creatures of water and most of land. They fear no predator and attack anything intruding its personal boundaries. Crocodile's jaws are known to be one of the most inescapable locations in all of the world. The versatility and specialization of a crocodile's arsenal is unrivaled on any level. The often misunderstood behavior of being dinosaur-like vicious creatures with unnecessary aggressive behavior is a testament to its domination of the riverbanks for the past couple thousand years. That is a dynasty topping even the great Roman Empire.
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Crocodiles are ridiculous looking, silly, and lame creatures. These scaly creatures terrorize animals and humans all over the world. The look of a crocodile is both repulsive and humorous. Seriously folks, look at how dirty and grimy they are with the teeth hanging out of the mouth and
marsh muck falling from every limb. These things have become so ugly, we can laugh at them and take away all of the so called "fear factor" because it's near impossible to take such an awful appearance serious. Crocodiles spend most of the day doing nothing but slowly moving through murky water and laying on the bank sun tanning. Sun tanning! That is a useless activity even for civilized humans. Crocodiles do nothing but take up space in an otherwise peaceful ecosystem and give writers an opportunity to add a big scary monster to another teen thriller that won't be remembered ten days after the opening.
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